It doesn't take much

Because I was in Oregon for Mother's Day, I got my Mother's Day presents today. LW gave me a potted pansy, a picture of a yellow blob labeled "Spaceship," and the following card: I love my Mom because we have tables and chairs inside our house.*

There you have it. The key to your child's heart.

A dining room set.

* And no, I have no idea what sparked this comment. We haven't purchased any new furniture lately. We have the same table and chairs we've had since before LW was born.