Monday, January 19, 2009

Trust me, I won't love you

Guest booking room on the phone: And on Monday, once you fall in love with us and our dogs, how late can we check out?

Once I fall in love with her? There are few more reliable indicators of a difficult guest than one who proclaims how easy she is. I shudder to think how much trouble she's going to be if she says she's lovable.

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