NB to the minister during the church service, after she asked the kids to draw fish on the envelopes that will be passed out on stewardship Sunday later this month: Can they be predatory fish?
LW, loudly, in the middle of church while looking at a picture of King Saul: Mommy, look! He's wearing a cape! He's a vampire!
(You'll be glad to know that I anticipated where this was going and clapped my hand over his mouth, thus muffling the vampire part.)
LW, while reading Platypus and the Lucky Day: He is so cute. I want to kiss him. I'll give him a kiss at Disney World.
LW, on being told Platypus was not a Disney character: Where does Platypus live? Where can I kiss him?
IM, while watching TV, on seeing the warning "Warning: Indigenous nudity": Good. I like that.
Michael: Why?
IM: 'Cause it's funny.
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Laurel and Carter were vampires for Halloween this year. At dinner on Halloween, Carter asked how vampires were made. After describing to Carter how a vampire bites a human, then gives the human some of their blood, then the human dies, and rises from the dead a few days later as a vampire, Grant concluded theatrically "Just like Jesus--maybe Jesus was a vampire!"
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